Jokes about men, coming from a woman. I'm doing this for my mom, she wants to post a status on FB to get the men all mad. We are not sexest or anything of that sort so please don't start a fight.
A man goes to his physician and is shocked to find that he has been replaced by a super-computer. The computer asks him his ailments and the man says he has a sore elbow. A drawer pops out and he is asked to urinate in it. After a few bleeps and flashing lights the computer decides he has tennis elbow.
The man is annoyed and decides to get one over on this machine so hefunny jokes for men asks his wife for a urine sample. He then mixes this with urine from his dog and his small son and to top it off, adds some of his sperm. He takes it to the computer-physician who again asks him for a sample. He places the urine/sperm sample in the drawer and the computer makes its usual display of bleeps and flashes before telling him that his wife is pregnant, his dog has rabies, his son has chicken pox and if he doesn't stop masturbating he'll never get rid of his tennis elbow.
It's funny
Q. what do you call a pig crossed with a woman?
A. a man
Q:What does it mfunny jokes for menean when a man is in your bed gasping for air and yelling your name?
A:You aren't holding the pillow long enough.
Q:Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
A: Because if they all went, it would be hell.
Q: Why do all men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
Q; Why did God create man before woman?
A:Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.
What happens when your dishwasher breaks down?
You slap her.
Oops
your scholong is too bendy
do you want me to ebat it upside the head?
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