Wednesday, January 11, 2012

good funny questionsCan you suggest me some good & funny questions?

I want to ask a really funny, innovative, intense question on Y! A but have gone out of ideas. So would you please suggest me some really good questions which i can use to ask you all.

[P.S.- As a reward, the one whose question i liked the most, i would choose his/her answer as best answer & would star all the questions which that person has asked before. And i would ask their question on Y! A & would also give them credit in the additional detail of the question. Its a promise.]
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
What is Satan's last name?
Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?
Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commercials that says "Not available in all states"?
If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
Do they bury people with their braces on?
Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?
Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
Can you daydream at night?
Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?
Can crop circles be square?
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stagood funny questionsirs, why don't they fall through the floor?
Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?
When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Can animals commit suicide?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?
Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?
When two people marry, they say, "you may kiss the bride". What do they say if two MEN get married?
Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?
Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?
If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
When there's two men who "get married", do they both go to the same bachelor party?
If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e.g. drunk-driving) if they have eaten someone who was drunk?
What is the stage of a reptile when it has eggs in it but they haven't been laid. Are they pregnant?
If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it rungood funny questionss someone over, does it stop to help them?
Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all?
Do you yawn in your sleep?
Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?
If a cannible was on death row could he ask for the last guy that was electricuted for his last meal?
Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?
What is another word for "thesaurus"?

Hope they are enough!

:)
You have kept your questions & answers private thats why i couldn't star them. But i would give you credit for the questions i asked from your answer. Thanks again.


I've asked these questions:
1) Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? ~In Jokes & Riddles
2) If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on? ~In Newborn & baby
3) Can you daydream at night? ~In Psychology

Thanks again:)


How a cockroach live even if we cut its head off?
How the stars at the edges of the universe keep its balance?
If we could use the brain of a dead man for someone, who will be he? The receiver of brain? Or can we say that the dead man received a new body?
What is the difference between the brain of human and animals?
If we can send signals to our brain artificially, can we use more accessories in our body?
Who are you?
Who teaches birds to build nests?
where can i get married to this cucumber?

how can i improve my peeing ability?

where can i get weed online?

how can i get my boyfriend to lick more and suck less?
-- wow i cant believe i just told you that.

how can i stop being addicted to asparagus?

where can i find the Perfect soul mate in a fish?

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